The BFH

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Baby Forest Hacker

Back Feels Horrendous

Back Fookin Hurts

Backache For Him

Bad For Hawking

Badly Fucked Heart

Ballers For Hire

Ballpark, Fifty Hooches

Banned From Hamleys

Banned Frothing Henceforth.

Banter From Hell

Barely Fondled Hardware

Bargain For Him

Bargain Forum Host

Basically Fairly Half-baked

Bastard Fucking Hospitals

Bats For Heroes

Battle Field Hardon

Be Fucking Happy!

Beastie Fuckin Hiding

Beautiful Facial Herpes

Begging For Handout

Beginning First. Ha!

Beneficial File Hosting

Bereavement For Hawking

Best Felicitations Here!

Best Fucking Happies

Beware: Fools Here!

Big Fly Hater

Big Frozen Head?

Big Fucking Hangover!

Big Furry H-oaf

Bird Fucking Happened

Birthday Felicitations Hunk!

Birthday For Him!

Blatantly Fabricated Hardcopy

Blatantly Fanatical Hutzpah!

Bleats For Help

Bleedin Fire Hazard

Blindingly Fast Hardware

Bloated Failed Heart

Block Foot Hurt

Bloody Fooking Hot

Bloody Foolish Harangue

Bloody Foolish Humans

Bloody Foot Hazard

Bloody Freeview? Heathens

Bloody Freezing Here

Blow For Humanity

Blurry Fever Headache?

Boba Fett Humour

Bog Fun Hole

Bold Faced Hacking!

Bold Footy Hatred

Boldly Finding Hacks

Bollocked For Hastiness

Bonus For Hunt

Booting Fucking Hurriedly?

Booze Fights House

Borrow Friends Housewife

Bouncing Fleshlight Hound

Brachiosaurus Fulsomely Hung

Brain Freeze Hacks?

Breath Firmly Held

Bribe Favourable Hotty

Brief Fragmenting Hiccup

Briefly Foiled Hacking

Bring Fan Here!

Britain First, HOORAY!

Broken Fanny Hugger

Broken Fence Hassle

Bruises, Flames, Hangover.

Brunoise Felon Hearts

Budget Form Handling

Build Fences High!

Bullish Facebook Hate

Bum Fuck Him

Burglar Fought Hopelessly

Bus Fare Home

Butterfly Food Here

Buttload For Him

Buy From Honda?